Four and a Half Diamonds: So close to glamorous. Minor hiccup.
Four Diamonds: Shining film, little dusty.
Three and a Half Diamonds: I would accept the diamond, but some things need to be worked on.
Three Diamonds: Just okay. But not horrible.
Two and Half Diamonds: Starting to get dull.
Two Diamonds: Dull. Sparkle is 10%.
One and a Half Diamonds: There better be champagne with these diamonds.
One Diamond: Return the diamond. It’s cheap.
Half of Diamond: Is this from a 25 cent machine?